Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 26, 2023

The young lady will take care of that part herself.

She would prefer to do it HERSELF!

Yes! Bring some crackers also

If you have to ask, you’re gonna get splashed!

And would you care to see our formula list?

Just pour the carrots on her tray…eventually she’ll splash around and eat them….

Yes and the baby will have a bottle of your finest milk.

Go for the latter and cut out the middle man (young lady)

i prefer … you take them back to the kitchen

Don’t forget her face and hands!

Randomly strewn.

That kid looks like a balloon.

I think she wants a bottle of Merlot

I once had dinner at an English pub. As the waiter came out with our meal my wife accidently knocked her silverware off the table. Without messing a beat he sat my plate on the table and ask my wife if she wished him to place hers on the table or on the floor with her utensils?

I never say this publicly, but that is one ugly baby.

Carrots!!!!!!!! I hates carrots!!!!!!!!!! :)