Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 21, 2023

if taken with a fisheye lens, yes.

Yup

anti proboscis

See also Wizard of ID

Size matters.

that’s what she said!

These birds moved in together when they realized that toucan live as cheaply as one.

You should see the bill on a threecan or fourcan.

“oh no, from certain angles it looks much bigger.”

I don’t know but toucan buh doom psst

seems like the torque would be really uncomfortable, but I guess they deal with it

Very few can Tell the Toucan From the Pecan — Here’s a new plan:

To take the Toucan from the Tree, Requires immense agilitee,

While anyone can pick with ease The Pecans from the Pecan trees.

It’s such an easy thing to do, That even the Toucan he can too.

Funny, that’s what she asked.