Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 05, 2023

Still better than genes in a bottle – i.e. a deposit from a sperm donor.

and he can show you how to get bubbles in beer.

Ein Einstein stein

So long as it’s not quantum physics.

Yep especially that insane hieroglyphics in math. What’s it called again? Oh yeah….calculus

i think i’ll regift this lamp

Genius in a bottle? It’s a lamp.

Wish hard enough and it could be Barbara Eden.

In “Three Arabian Nuts,” the Three Stooges encounter a genie they call “the genius of the lamp.”

Darn, wrong lamp.

He just had to rub one out.