Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 04, 2024

Life’s a beach. Or is it death?

All that ingested plastic interfered with their internal compass, no doubt.

From There to Eternity…..O well….

But what to do next.

Some would say that after millions of years of doing the same thing they will develop legs, and so on and so on, etc etc etc………………..!

All alone so you can rot in peace.

Oh well life’s a beach

Call the Oregon Highway Department.

People will come along soon to try and help you back in the water.

Just hang in there for a bit – - ocean levels are rising..

there’ always one pollyanna in a group

All’s whale that ends whale.

If the theory of evolution were correct, they would have already.

Shall we send out for calamari?

We could sing or we could wail

“No point blubbering about it now.”

“Is anyone here a marine biologist?!?!”

well…for awhile, anyway

We’ll swim down to the Canal for some Fish and Chips