Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 25, 2024

Drug store cowboys, all hat and no cattle.

Them with their 20 gallon hats.

I say there’s virtually nothing under either hat.

not half as funny as Bezos and Musk

And he would know.

I say gym class was traumatic for both of them.

mine holds 12 gallons ha!

They’ve hat it with each other.

whoa! talk about seeing eye to eye!!

Is that a banana in your hat or are you glad to see me?

beats doing it with firearms and monster trucks

Use the metric system.

Seeing his index finger, he may be right.

Why do cowboy hat brims curl up on the sides?

So that the cowboys can all fit into the front seat of the pickup truck.

“And besides, I’ve already given myself the nickname ‘Coach Prime’.”