Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 26, 2005

Transcript:

"Did you hear? Sadie's been tossed from the senior Scrabble championships." "What?" "They're accusing her of using performance enhancing fiber." "Gross. But who cares?" "It's the senior tour. It's a huge advantage to be regular." Important people, apparently. "Fiber doping?" "Time for hearings!"