Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 27, 2005
Transcript:
"Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour." "Members of congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping." "Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness." "Hey congress, here's a four letter word-" "Turn off her mike."