Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 26, 2006

Transcript:

"Let me get this straight. You've contracted a Saddam body double to write a book?" "It's genius." "It's called, 'If I Did It, This is How I Would Have Tortured People.'" "It's a would-be tell-all written as if the author had been involved in an event that he of course had no actual firsthand knowledge about." "We're going to need a new verb tense." "O.J. Simpson participle."