Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 27, 2006
Transcript:
"Want to buy my book? It's called, 'If I Did it, This is How I Would Have Tortured People.'" "Are you Saddam Hussein? Are you that evil @#$% dictator?" "Of course not. I'm his body double. That's why I'm comfortable writing this totally hypothetical account." "Whom shall I sign your copy to?" "George Bush's body double."