Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 20, 2015
Transcript:
Flash! Captain Boomerang threw a woman off the Empire State building! That's three thousand miles away, but if I leave now, I might make it! Boy, I'm really superheating the air by moving so fast, this is gonna be a painful few seconds. Flash! You were amazing! Now now, little lady. I don't want you... Falling for me. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Tornadoes wrack entire nation! Millions feared dead
If she decelerated from terminal velocity to zero in the four feet from Flash’s outstretched arms to the ground, she still would have stopped so quickly she would have been killed.