Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 20, 2015
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Transcript:
Flash! Captain Boomerang threw a woman off the Empire State building! That's three thousand miles away, but if I leave now, I might make it! Boy, I'm really superheating the air by moving so fast, this is gonna be a painful few seconds. Flash! You were amazing! Now now, little lady. I don't want you... Falling for me. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Tornadoes wrack entire nation! Millions feared dead
Ida No over 9 years ago
Fortunately, Americans don’t believe in causality, So the worst that is going to happen to the Flash is that he gets cooties.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
I’m reminded of the H.G. Wells short story, “The New Accelerator.” All his stories were so fun to read the first time. They are the “Citizen Kane” Rosebuds of my reading experience. Might not make sense to some.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Few superpowers are enviable in light of real-world physics.
davids.comments over 9 years ago
If she decelerated from terminal velocity to zero in the four feet from Flash’s outstretched arms to the ground, she still would have stopped so quickly she would have been killed.
niaje over 9 years ago
all true, so what’s the old guy’s superpower?