Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 09, 2015
Transcript:
Mommy, why is my eldest brother named Neil? Because Neil Armstrong was the first person out of the Apollo 11 lunar Lander. Why is my second-eldest brother named Buzz? Because Buzz Aldrin was the second person out of the lander. So then why wasn't I named Michael Collins? Don't get smart with me, guy-to-state-in-the-command-module Jones!
Yes, “Two Dogs”. Shut up.