Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 10, 2015

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Dear God, why do bad things happen to good people. What do you mean? Like, people are good, but then good things don't happen to them. I don't follow. Either you're an idiot or I am. That's like asking why do unsexy things happen to sexy people. Nobodies sexy all the time, and nobody wants sexy stuff happening to them all the time. People just live, and things happen. Do you really want to live in a world where you get a cookie every time you're good, and a whiplash every time you're bad? Actually, I have a fetish for degradation. Sorry, no can do. You're not one of the chosen people.