Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 02, 2017
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Transcript:
New law: all news must come with an uplifting spin A rogue black hole has entered the solar system, consuming all celestial bodies as it hurtles toward the sun, rendering it much easier to memorize all the planets.
Thus ending the debate over the status of Pluto.