Daughter: “Ok, new plan. I scheduled you for cremation at 2 PM this afternoon.”
Well, it’s a garbage bag for you then.
Dang. Dad’s mixing up his word balloons and thought balloons.
A buddy of mine and myself have a pact… whoever dies first, the other one will provide a keg of Dead Guy Ale (if we can get a hold of one) for the funeral. Seems like a fitting brew, not to mention it’s delicious!
Why would I care? I’ll be dead.
He must be senile to blab his plan to the intended dupes.
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Ida No almost 4 years ago
Daughter: “Ok, new plan. I scheduled you for cremation at 2 PM this afternoon.”
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, it’s a garbage bag for you then.
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
Dang. Dad’s mixing up his word balloons and thought balloons.
VictoryRider almost 4 years ago
A buddy of mine and myself have a pact… whoever dies first, the other one will provide a keg of Dead Guy Ale (if we can get a hold of one) for the funeral. Seems like a fitting brew, not to mention it’s delicious!
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Why would I care? I’ll be dead.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
He must be senile to blab his plan to the intended dupes.