Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 10, 2021
August 09, 2021
August 11, 2021
Transcript:
And for just $50 more, nobody will dig up your mother's corpse and make it dance like a marionette! They're good hagglers at the car dealership.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
Nahhh, I’ll go with the basic package.
Ida No over 3 years ago
This is also the argument they gave at the funeral home in suggesting cremation as opposed to burial.
distortion over 3 years ago
Mom always did like to dance, and I save $50…win/win situation.
jader3rd over 3 years ago
How much am I compensated for a contract violation?
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Who is this “Nobody” person?
tims145 over 3 years ago
How about, give me $5000 off MSRP and no one will through rotten possum corpses over your back fence every night?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Plus, we’ll give you $5 off on the Delivery Fee, which you won’t find out about until the very last moment.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I have been negligent and busy. I haven’t been digging up embalmed deceased relatives for a Memorial Day viewing and picnic for several years.