Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 15, 2018
Transcript:
If a tree fall in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? What if somebody put down a bunch of soft mattresses? What s the tree is filled with nitroglycerin? What is the tree falls in the vacuum of space? If a tree falls in a forest in an infinite number of parallel universes does one of those trees sing "boogie wonderland"
Panel 4 is easy: never.
Panel 5 is also easy: given a sufficiently broad definition of “tree”, it must happen somewhere.