Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 28, 2012

I’d like a bottle of that before I go ask for a raise!

His bulge moved from his belly to the back of his neck!

Holy snickerdoodles! Where can I get me some of that Leopold’s Special Elixir and Exercise Water?!

Gary may be a bit less forgiving in that form. I imagined Gary’s voice sounds somewhere between Droopy and Truman Capote.

Serious can of Red Bull.

I wonder if Gary can now go out in the daylight…like to go shopping for a new shirt or rake the lawn…

Hopefully that doesn’t have the same effect on his libido.

Hey Gary, I like the new look.

That’s some serious stuff. It even changed his clothing.

That was quite the demon-stration

Hey Leopold, is there any of Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee in that drink? If there is, you may owe him a user’s fee.

U.S Anti -Doping Agency on line one.