Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 28, 2020

Leo’s Aunt?

“Jan in the pan”!

So, is a nearby motel room on the agenda!!

“He’s cool with it.” He can’t be that “mad” a scientist.

“Tell me about yourself, Janet.”

Yeah, Travis, let’s make it feel like a job interview.

I always said, two heads are better than one….

lmao .. this story arc is funny and satisfying in that Travis gets to have a good time now and then. For a while. Often a very short while.

Travis, trust me, you’ll never get to second base.

I won’t go there, I won’t go there, I won’t go there.

It’ll never work. He’s in formaldehyde and she is in a vinegar solution.

Yeah Travis…who do you think dropped her off at the coffee shop?

Maybe ex-boyfriend has the rest of her stashed somewhere. He might have got inspiration from an old tavern sign “The Silent Woman” that shows a woman’s body with no head.

Careful; Igor (pronounced eye-gor) has been seen lurking about, looking for Abby Normal.

Janet is in an open relationship? Don’t leave your jar open, though, Janet!

And, Travis, my buddy? —Go with the flow. Janet is One of a Kind!

An open social structure with a tight lid on it.