Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 27, 2021

That should reassure the neighbors.

I think Leo is looking to hamper your intentions.

That’s great, Gary. Make them your friends and invite them to your place. And then, Leopold the little green monster can pounce upon them and eats them. Great trick I say!

Try signing them up to the Fruit Of The Month Club…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNBwCQQpuaw

Publicly burn Leopold in front of your house to show you’re not OK with him eating people.

I don’t think super fun gift baskets are gonna cut it Gary!

Sign them up for the “Stake of the Month Club”.

Oops! I meant STEAK! Ha ha!

Leo’s on the verge of exploding.

The home cadaver reanimation bioscience kit baskets were unsettling. Experiments with tonight’s pork butt for the smoker just walked off.

Not QUITE enough…..

Fruit of the Month Club has a nice subtext.

Is there a political subtext here?

Extra funny today, Mr. Buford!

This is so typical of Reform Gary.

Excuse me now. I’ve got to go and retch….