Ahem…Why would a vampire, one of the undead, use a dating app for demons? Is he implying that vampires are a form of demon? A distant relation, perhaps? Not being from Transylvania, my knowledge is limited.
Dating apps for desperate demons? Gah! Gary, try the Hammered Henchman bar scene again! (I love seeing Gary get rejected by all the various women there….)
hoagieman12 over 2 years ago
Maybe Gary got a “swipe right” from Kong.
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
I guess I’ll never understand vampire dating.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Gary should know better by now, don’t ask favors from Leo! He’s always ready to sabotage him any chance he gets!
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
You should answer the wink Gary. You never know how it will turn out.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 2 years ago
Dip him in tar and take a picture of the tar. Hmmm, in glitter maybe?
xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ahem…Why would a vampire, one of the undead, use a dating app for demons? Is he implying that vampires are a form of demon? A distant relation, perhaps? Not being from Transylvania, my knowledge is limited.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Maybe Dian Fossey will give you a swipe-right, though I doubt she would use that app. Maybe you could date Buffy, since you are reformed.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Remember the end of the movie Trading Places?
byamrcn over 2 years ago
Now we’ll have to call him Hairy Gary!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Dating apps for desperate demons? Gah! Gary, try the Hammered Henchman bar scene again! (I love seeing Gary get rejected by all the various women there….)