Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 09, 2022

Personal problems are always more important than global ones.

World issues aren’t even a concern let alone a problem in the next life. However, if you can’t scratch an itch, that IS a problem….

And Gary’s talking about Travis and Leo’s discussion of all the world’s issues and problems is not helping with the itching!

We all float down here, Georgie.

This is a tactic I use! I don’t really like people asking me about what I write about. The story-writing is actually quite complicated. So when someone asks what I write about… I tend to tell them, “Magic.” Most of the time… they drop the subject.

And Gary’s talking about Travis and Owen’s discussion of all the world’s issues and problems is not helping with the itching!

First-underworld problems.

Don’t let Leopold hear you guys. He will happily (deviously) distract you from your “problems.”

You know what other affliction Travis and Owen share? Phantom pain.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your server.

Nose itches! The World Problem that even billions of government (i.e., taxpayer) dollars couldn’t cure! Thanks, CDC….

Must be a phantom itch for the ghost.