Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 19, 2022

Patience Darling!!

Grow about 15 years and get a driver’s license first.

Grave Digger is still using it.

His and Hearse.

The Ghost of Christmas Passive-Aggressive

An odd request for a child of her age….

For a few months earlier this year there was a hearse on a used car dealer’s lot. It wasn’t tricked out, though.I’ve seen one that was repurposed. Tricked out for tailgating at football games.

They’re in heavy demand and heavy in the bag.

She wants to go dragula racing with the Munster Mobile. and the Addams Family’s 1933 Packard V-12.

I could see her in something like this…

https://darkclass.wordpress.com/2011/07/19/1929-cadillac-hearse/

Maybe you could hire Leopold to be your driver, or better yet, just follow him around, kinda like an ambulance chaser, since he leaves carnage everywhere he goes. You could make a killing off the killing.

Not old enough to drive…..

Beatrice, there is the whole naughty and nice thing. Plus some things may take a couple of years of being good. Santa has to know that he can trust you with something that influential. You won’t be allowed to pull up to just anybody’s home with that.

Beatrice knows. Now, the old gent had better ante up!