Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 05, 2023

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    joegee  almost 2 years ago

    No problem Leopold. You look like you could use a snack.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Never give more information than you need to!!!

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    up2trixx  almost 2 years ago

    It’s still not too late to commit that murder, Gary…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Time for the trunk monkey…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwzzDUKn2Y

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    SquidGamerGal  almost 2 years ago

    Ugh… That’s totally textbox racial profiling…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Too much information, Gary!

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    Cerabooge  almost 2 years ago

    Or maybe, “Because you just smashed my taillight?”.

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    Sir Isaac  almost 2 years ago

    And tomorrow’s headline reads, “Police officer killed and eaten by monster while vampire stands idly by.”

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    “And, he’s got a massive amount of junk in his trunk, officer…”

    “Leo!”

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    posstockhoarder  almost 2 years ago

    Leo: He got weed! He got weed!

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    syzygy47  almost 2 years ago

    When the 70’s movie vamp Blacula gets pulled over by the “popo”, the answer to the potentially self incriminating question is “Yeah, we’ll go with that.”

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    The cop didn’t bat an eye at the vampire part.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 2 years ago

    Now if he was black, he’d die that night. Unless he was a vampire and black nothing would happen. Their powers of hypnosis are great.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ever helpful, Leopold. :)

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Smart-mouthing the fuzz is not conducive to your well-being, Gary! D’oh!

    (And naturally, Leopold’s comment is apt.)

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