Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 25, 2023

Chip chip hooray!

It would seem a lot more messy to consume them, but maybe he’s going through a soup phase.

Even the skull senses danger.

Chipper, splitter, maul, axe… I bet Leopold has all the good toys.

He’s so cute when he smiles!

Gary is drinking coffee before he gets in his coffin for the day, it is morning.

Gary’s morning is probably about 6 pm

Leo’s cup must be a former “client”!

Stay away Gary! He may try to use that chippper on you whilst you sleep!

He has plans to go shredding (with) Tony Hawk

I had a job fixing wood chippers. Part of the job involved climbing inside the feed chute to adjust the clearance of the knives. I can’t imagine that being the last thing someone would see. There have been cases of chippers with safety devices disabled injesting a person.

It’s nice to see Leo in a good mood, even if he is planning to turn the neighbours into ground meat!

Bone chips make the.. mush? chewy.

Even Leo’s coffee cup fears him.

Honestly, Gary should be pleased. Leopold usually just buries them in Gary’s flower bed. This way they will be much easier to apply as compost, and Gary’s spring bloom will be the talk of the neighborhood, if there is anyone left in the neighborhood.

Just another day . . . :)

Old school but still effective. Pigs can help in this area too.

Leo just promoted himself to Director of Chipping and Receiving.

I bet Leo still laughs every time he sees that scene in Fargo.

My dad saw it and said I’m a chip off the old block…

Keep this in mind Leopold…

“What should you not put in a chipper?Like manure and pet waste, meat trimmings and waste are squishy enough to be incredibly difficult to clean out of a chipper.”

Drink your coffee, Gary. It might awaken you to the reality of what a mutant beast your henchman is and always has been!