Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 09, 2023

Gary needs to try dating sites on the Net, or visit The Hammered Henchman more often!!!

Outof the mouths of little green monsters … LOL LOL LOL might fall off my chair and ROFL>

I hear some monsters have had good luck using undeaddates.com

Just do what other vampires do when they want a girlfriend; bite them on the neck and feed them your blood!

“Act your age, not your shoe size”.

We were standing around the coffee pot one morning when one of our young colleagues came in and announced he was getting married and some wise guy said, “Why?” and he said, “So I can have s*x anytime I want it.” We all laughed so hard it was hours before we could get back to work.

Live and learn…maybe!

That works, Leopold.

Sustained happiness is an elusive and impossible goal. However a lifelong friendship with someone you love, which includes all the good and bad days, is an achievable goal. Good luck my friend…..

Hypnotic powers.

For years I thought the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42. Now I see that the meaning of existence is, “there’s decent stuff on TV tonight”! Thanks for clearing that up.

Consolation abounds.

36 years of sustained happiness, and still counting.

I have found that some humans have the characteristics to live alone. Without any of the psychological problems other gregarious humans suffer.

I am one of those people. Humans are fine I just don’t do well with them and they with me.

There you go, Gary! Find consolation in watching TV: the boob-tube is your [only] friend!

What ever happening to the Old Ways of the Vampire, when you could bite yourself a boatload of undead friends?!