Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 12, 2023

“If the shoe fits Gary….if the shoe fits….”

I think of Gary as more scary than stupid.

Cupid, on the other hand. . .

I’m pretty sure Gary is too common a name to catch on in this context.

The Leo is the number of bites per second to describe a bloody rampage, not to be confused with bytes per second used by computer engineers.

Poor Gary.

Aaaaacckk!

I can laugh, because the smartest guy I know is named Gary. Or maybe I’m just the dumbest guy HE knows.

I’m about to Leopold my lunch.

Bite him, Gary!

Gary doesn’t aspire to much

He’ll never be go-to or clutch

He’s treated like a door mat

Milquetoast and rather fat

Just a punching bag nonesuch

Leopold once again states the truth, and for once Gary gets a clue!

Gary should have punched that little troll’s head off years ago!