Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 25, 2023

Can’t he get a new henchman?

At least Leopold is leaving his favorite snack with Gary.

Gary, you need to read Leo the Riot Act!!!

When Gary has cleaned out the Bed Bugs… Leo will aim for Termites!

BTW… do vampires bleed? If they don’t the Bed Bugs won’t work!

Only Leo would have a supply of those on hand.

Just ONCE Gary should strike back….lol

Soooooo, what happens to bed bugs when they bite a vampire?

I’m pretty sure it has been established that Leo never knew Gary before Gary retired.

I feel robbed not being able to see the full sign of The Hammered Henchman. Plus, I don’t think I’ve seen the stairs from that angle before. Usually they are open on one side so we can see the eyes of some creature yet to be identified underneath there. Oh, and if by “on strike” you mean “actively trying to kill you” then what we have here is a failure to communicate.

Leopold, that’s really mean, even for you.

Doesn’t do anything for you? Sheesh! He composts your roses with body parts. He keeps the HOA at bay. And, if he didn’t keep things interesting in the household, you would be more boring and depressed than Owen. Seems there is nothing to be done about your cluelessness, though.

My only remaining question is, where does Leopold buy his bed bugs? Are they organic and free-range?