Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 22, 2024

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    The Duke  10 months ago

    My machine saved my life.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    How exactly would sleep apnea affect an undead being? It’s not like it could kill him! Maybe it just wakes him from his slumber every now and then?

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    He wanted to sleep like the undead.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    ………….and the apnea continues.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Uh-oh.

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    byamrcn  10 months ago

    If Gary actually has a lake and a little beachfront behind his house, you can understand why he’s so unwilling to leave the burbs.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Gary will be gasping for air once he realizes what Leo did…..☹️

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  10 months ago

    It was a natural mistake.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Those PJ’s are going to keep him awake anyhow! :)

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    ChrisTrey  10 months ago

    Can Owen get into Gary’s coffin when it’s closed? That would make for an interesting story line.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Oops! I guess I am not surprised that with Leopold around Gary has problems sleeping….

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    jrlind55  10 months ago

    Uhmm… vampires are undead. They do not breathe.

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