Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 26, 2024

Well, Travis, as Aerosmith sings, Dream On.

Make sure the arteries and veins to/from the brain are connected. The spinal cord would be handy, too.

Console yourself with the knowledge and understanding that Gary is not a fortune teller.

♫♪ I ain’t got no body ♫♪

You can’t get a body, Travis. You need to be the head in the jar guy. Unless Leo gets a replacement of course. Your luck it’d be that lady head in the jar you met on that date Gary set up a while back.

Headless horsieman coming for him eh.

I believe in you, Travis.

You da man, Trav!

With Leo’s mind, it will be never

So did Travis used to have a body or was he grown in a lab?

if not a body at least get him a helmet

He believes you, Travis, but he’s just not paying attention.

Hello, any body out there?

Good for you Travis.

I believe in you Travis. It’s Leopold I’m worried about.

But, will Leopold attach the body to Travis’ head or just leave it next to the jar to taunt him?

Only 66 days left in the year, Travis. Better shake a leg and get busy.