Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 04, 2022

Ya think?

Apparently it out-ranks Fillmore’s regular cologne.

There are no second dates. That cologne drives them away in droves.

No. Quite relevant.

Apparently, that cologne doesn’t smell too good. Just turn down his offer, Fillmore.

In the history of the universe, I seriously doubt anyone has ever uttered, “I wish I smelled more like crab.”

Also, what might attract a crab is unlikely to attract a sea turtle.

I’m surprised/impressed that Fillmore is using common sense about this topic.

Hmm must smell worse than Filmore’s usual cologne.

Haha! XD