Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 10, 2022

BARF YUCK LOL LOL

Be less dim with our phlegm.

Really, he’s going for truth in advertising??

Buy Phlegm Buoyant to give yourself a lift.

Try alliteration: phlegm flim-flam.

Gem, hem, REM, Clem, them, Shem, BEM, stem, fem, Lem.

“Whether Butch or Fem, you NEED our phlegm”

Rule 1, if it’s gross, don’t be specific. It’s fish “essence” the rest is fine print. I buy “hot dogs” not “tubes of animal waste parts and saw dust”.

The decline of a once-proud strip continues…

Gem!

Slim

Yeah, like I said, nobody’s gonna be biting with such a slogan as that.

“Be “HOT”, use our snot!"

Floundering? If you sold Flounder, I might jump into cartoonland and buy some. Love Flounder.

Market it right and you’ll make a fortune.

Gak. I’m glad it’s Saturday and hoping Monday brings a different topic.

Confound them, with our phlegm

“Floundering”.

phlegm, tastes much better than toe jam…

Hammer please.

If it’s a supplement, all you have to say is that it is made from “100% natural ingredients”.

You could have a mascot. Phlegm Jim!

Oh it’s totally the product! Nobody wants to drink fish spit…or any animal spit really!