Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 19, 2023

Page Turner sounds like a stripper.

How about “Shell Shocked!”

The Wrath of Gamera!!! (one of many Godzilla monsters!!)

I’m picturing the Eagles singing life in the slow lane. And the lyrics to it.

“What the h**l; Life’s a Shell!” Go with that one…

Hawthorn is not helping, as usual. He is more of a distraction and Fillmore will not be able to accomplish his writing.

“Living Dangerously – My Best Friend is a Shark”

I went to school with Page Turner.

“It ain’t easy being green”, Kermit the Frog said that once.

Hero in a half shell?

“Fillmore: The First Hundred Years.” Later he can write a sequel.

“Why I Became Carnivorous and Ate The Crab”

Turtle On a Snare Drum

A very Sloooooow page turner ….. :)

“Life on the Road in a Mobile Home”

“Under the Sea”…oh, wait. Never mind.

I think clueless is taken too.

“Senate Secrets” by Mitch McConnel.

“Tortoise Shell: It’s Not Just for Glasses”

Wasted Days In Kapupu Lagoon.

A ’soup’er life!

Haha! (＾▽＾)