When Jason was little his parents took him for granite. They rocked Kahuna as a baby and showered him with lava. By the time Jason came along the parents were tired of that scene and spent their time getting stoned instead.
Hmmm. A quick dip down the word rabbithole shows “tiki” to mean First Ancestor or the god that created the first ancestor in the Maori language. So tiki god means god god.
momofalex7 about 2 months ago
Hard to imagine.
GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s not pretty.
c001 about 2 months ago
Trying to picture the birth of said God.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
even harder to imagine a stone statue talking without cracking and crumbling
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
If Jason puts on his hockey mask, it’s all over.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
They doo-doo tiny grey pebbles.
CaveCat87 about 2 months ago
Looks like even Kahuna is aware of Jason’s shortcomings and problems.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
When Jason was little his parents took him for granite. They rocked Kahuna as a baby and showered him with lava. By the time Jason came along the parents were tired of that scene and spent their time getting stoned instead.
Forrest the dude Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just a few days ago kahuna and Jason were getting along fine, what happend?
Q. Clobregnny about 2 months ago
Fillmore the snitch; turn him into a rat Jason.
Calvins Brother about 2 months ago
Jason was probably sold to the museum just to be rid of him.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 2 months ago
What kind of diapers does a Tiki God where anyway ? I suppose it Depends
sperry532 about 2 months ago
Hmmm. A quick dip down the word rabbithole shows “tiki” to mean First Ancestor or the god that created the first ancestor in the Maori language. So tiki god means god god.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
So one is named Kahuna, and the other’s just Jason? Talk about giving a kid an inferiority complex.
braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago
Picture a cult leader.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
When Fillmore uses that Jack Benny pose, you know things are bad.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Fillmore is going to have a bad spell soon.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago
Fillmore, once you picture it, you’ll wish you could un-picture it, but of course you won’t be able to.