Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 01, 2024

That’ll look good on shark week.

Well, Sherm, I’m afraid you are. Kinda stupid. But cute.

It might be possible to stop a flying fish with a badminton racket.

This will never fly. I wonder who put Ernest up to this. It has to be a practical joke.

lmao Ernest the merry prankster.

“Out on runway number 9, big 707 set to go …” Early Morning Rain … by Gordon Lightfoot.

Sherman, I hate to break it to you, but you’re being played for a fool despite what Ernest says.

“I’ve tried one of everything else around here.”

And he said that so Ernestly.

Hmmm, it appears Sherm has at some point eaten a member of Ernest’s species. The kid might want to think twice before pranking him.

Hate to break it to ya, Sherman, but you ARE kinda stupid.

flayed and fired, flying fish are very tasty. I prepared them on vacation in the BVIs.

I see a new fish Sherman hasn’t tried but might do so: Bespectacled…

Say, Sherman, have you ever had one of whatever Earnest is?

Sherman, The ACME Corp. has various items that will help you to fly: Bat-man suits, giant kites, weather balloons, and various red rockets. Most items have been tested in American southwest deserts.

Great white sharks are quite capable of catching some air. All Sherman needs is to build up a little speed.

“Curse you Red Baron!”

Uh, flying fish don’t fly – they jump. But mostly they swim.