Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 30, 2010

How about suicide by spaghetti?

Gas by gazpacho

Burial by beans.

Killed by kale.

Squashed by succotash.

Suicide Cider.

Just flagged bbcsee! They don’t learn, do they?

AVOID Jordaner.com (the target of the ow.ly redirection).

Take the ‘Boulder Pledge’ – don’t do ANY business with spammers, EVER!

Flagged again at 6:33.

half tempted to drop a virus at that spammers web site.

Dudes, seriously, stop commenting on the spam. Flag it and move on.

My ‘clever’ death phrase:

This coordinates almost too well with Non-Sequitur today!

I’m surprised that no one has commented about the two different colors of her dress and style of hair!

(Singing)

Choke by Wiener, Drown through Drink, Crisp by flambe, and then Execute by Egg’s!

And that’s what’s on… the masochism menu!

Mauled by meatball.

Sufferin (from) Succotash! (done im my best Daffy voice)

Aaron,

Right you are!!!!

1 cuz … 2 birds - different plumage?

Brought down by broccoli.

@ Lewreader ….I appreciate your Succotash rendition!

Clobbered by Cantaloupe…

Homicide by Ham

Spanked by Spam………………..

Lamblasted by lamb chops.

killer meatloaf? whats elses’s on the menu I wonder???

Trampled under Tomato Assassination by Apples Beating by brocoli Death by dates Phasered by fig newtons

Humiliated by Hummus

Hammered by Hamburger! Pulverized by Pizza! Taken out by a Taco! Obliterated by Okra! Massacred by a Menu!