Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 03, 2010

I pity the fool!

Undoubtedly more reliable than what Roz thinks it is!

With any luck, she’ll lead you astray.

With any luck, she’ll get you on course! You need it!

He needs the GPS to be able to tell the tow truck where his car is.

Maybe that’s how well his GPS works……

You named your GPS, Cosmo?

It’s why I’m never lost. Someone (or something!) is always telling me where to go.

I named my first one Bertha.

Doesn’t everybody, Grog? It’s kinda impersonal when you’re arguing with it if it doesn’t have a name. I named mine after my ex - Bxxxh

Undoubtedly more reliable than a wife, who, backseat drives, there should be a special prison for such a person.

He named his GPS after someone who got lost

As my GPS Nagging Nancy says “Recalculating!”

I wound’t know, RwB. I never owned one.

rather ironic having ameiia as a navigational device…. ….as in Ameila Earhart , famously lost in the pacific in 1935

AMELIA DIDNT GET LOST IT WAS HER NAVIGATOR THAT GOT HER LOST!

I didn’t realize she had a Lincoln

I named mine Heather. She is SUCH a nag.

Our first GPS was not one of the ones that could “recalculate” a route easily. It was a constant source of hysterical laughter on our parts

FishStix, how does a person turn off the one in the right seat? I find that leaving the GPS nag lady ON helps tone down the other one a little (except when the GPS suggests I may be exceeding the speed limit)! LOL

Our GPS is named “Mandy” - the voice chosen for use by the GPS. You can download other voices (like George Bush - who will say that you have arrived at your “destification”), and the voice has a “name” assigned to it. Or…you can call it whatever you want!