That reminds me! It was suggested for The Most Explicit poem… Carmen 16 by Gaius Valerius Catullus. English was finally published late in the 20th century… before that… it was considered filthiest in Latin or any language!
I could handle a bit of shock value at the moment! ;)
And some women think a man should understand everything about them and their feelings without ever being told anything. “If you really loved me, you’d know what I’m thinking.”
I once heard a recording of Justice Scalia giving a commencement address to an all-boys private school. He said “You are about to meet girls at the colleges you will be attending. I have absolutely no advice to give you.”
It makes me think of a book I once saw in a “specialty shop” (use your imagination). The title on the cover was “Everything Men Know About Women” and inside was nothing but blank pages.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It won’t take that long…..
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
That reminds me! It was suggested for The Most Explicit poem… Carmen 16 by Gaius Valerius Catullus. English was finally published late in the 20th century… before that… it was considered filthiest in Latin or any language!
I could handle a bit of shock value at the moment! ;)
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
I got friend zoned. Ended up as her best friend. What did I learn about women? Men know NOTHING
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
skyler’s probably better off learning it on the street…
rshive almost 4 years ago
The great Ian Tyson once said all he knew was horses and music. He also said that he thought about adding women to that list, but then thought better.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
I’ve interacted with many ladies and married the most beautiful of them, they can be capricious and mysterious but they are magical in many ways!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The knowledge of your lack of success proceeds your talk to Skyler. He might surprise you, by knowing more that you do.
john almost 4 years ago
The right woman will remain an eternal blessing for the right man, and he for her.
Ralph Newbill almost 4 years ago
How long does it take to say: ‘No one knows a thing’?
e.groves almost 4 years ago
Women are slow to get ready to go out, but very quick to get angry.
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
And some women think a man should understand everything about them and their feelings without ever being told anything. “If you really loved me, you’d know what I’m thinking.”
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
I am still with my first wife of 42 years. I fix things that are broken, do laundry, enjoy cooking, and nod my head and say “Yes dear”.
carlzr almost 4 years ago
I once heard a recording of Justice Scalia giving a commencement address to an all-boys private school. He said “You are about to meet girls at the colleges you will be attending. I have absolutely no advice to give you.”
rlaker22j almost 4 years ago
nobody knows anything about women except women
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I’ve known many women, but understood none.
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Men know nothing! Cartoon men are the worst…..
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Skyler already should know about the birds part so Cosmo only needs to go over the bees part.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I have, over the years, learned a lot about women. Unfortunately, 99% of it is ineffable.
WF11 almost 4 years ago
It makes me think of a book I once saw in a “specialty shop” (use your imagination). The title on the cover was “Everything Men Know About Women” and inside was nothing but blank pages.
WF11 almost 4 years ago
The best advice I ever heard about dealing with women is, in a disagreement, if you’re wrong, admit it. If you’re right, keep your mouth shut!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Why so long?……
Longbow1964 almost 4 years ago
“If you understand a woman you are one.” Waylon Jennings