Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 12, 2023

You mean the horse apple label…..

I don’t get it.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

So my wife and I were singing the song “The farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks “What’s a dell?”

To which I responded: a British pop singer

God didn’t make little green apples. – Roger Miller

We tried to put a record out on the Oral Roberts label, but the hole kept healing up…

(This’ll keep the young’uns guessing.}

He didn´t get paid and is really bitter about it.

Loon plays looney tunes.

How did you do?

It turned out his music was rotten to the core.

Always prime the pump, put money in your tip jar…

Loon was not crabby enough.

“The crab apple label.”

iHawthorne?