Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 09, 2023

Her clam chowder is the same way…..

id you know you can’t use ‘Beef Stew’ as a password?

Apparently it’s not stroganoff.

Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?

Police ruled it a stewicide.

How do you turn stew into gold?

Just add 24 carrots.

What do you call a crusty, stewing Navy man?

Pot Pie the sailor man.

Is it made from actual hunters?

With all the jokes about How Bad Roz’s Cooking is… it makes me wonder if she can mess-up water and/or broth!

i used to listen to this as a bartender. “so go home and cook your own dinner!” almost universal reply: “i can’t cook”. c’mon maan! tv dinners aren’t that hard (it’s what you’re eating here, fool! flipped onto a plate, enjoy.).

There’s a place I used to go to. Great for breakfast, not so much for lunch or dinner. Had some beef strogonoff sans beef. Lots of mushrooms, though.

Hunters do.

based on recent current events – I thought the punch line would be different. js

I’ve had canned stews like that.

Don’t turn your back, Cosmo! You may find some.

At Roz’s, you never know who you’ll meat.

Didn’t you read the menu? It said “vegan” not venison…

If not meat, what’s all that brown stuff on the plate.

Cosmo’s just Biden his time.

Still tastes like chicken.

Must be vegan hunters.

vegan-native word meaning bad hunter

So, Squirrel stew, maybe? Tree rats don’t have much meat on their bones.

So shoot a potato, why don’t you?