Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 09, 2024

Tripping and choking…..what a way to go.

That happened a lot in the 60’s.

Sounds heroic to me.

I want to go in my sleep like my Grandad. Not screaming and crying like the five people in the car with him.

Good thing he’s seeking help then, for that first part.

Chunky Monkey? Is it easier to eat if it’s not chunky?

I am pretty sure my death will be from tripping on a dog while carrying a laundry basket down the stairs.

Eat cherry ice cream, Cosmo. That’s heroic.

Maybe you should try sitting down while eating ice cream?

Or am I being too sensible?

Die while naked and cheating with someone else’s wife. You will be a legend and they have to clean up the mess.

I’ll probably go while playing solitaire on the computer or reading a gory mystery. That’s my life. . . .

It has been said:

“The Irish see the Glory in dying bravely, therefor, they tend to die bravely.”

Hey, at least it’s Chunky Monkey…

I want do pass in my sleep with no pain. That is the way my sister passed, she was in a coma when we took her off life support and 27 hours later you passed away and it was peacful and she was not suffereing pain because of the coma.

I used to think that if I have to die, I’d like it to be instantly and painlessly via a massive stroke after an intense sexual experience.

But it would hardly be fair to the lady involved, to spoil her afterglow by having her witness my passing or wake up next to a corpse.

Life is full of little dilemmas.