Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 23, 2024

Spring is the season after next…..and use less rubber in your checks.

I haven’t written a check since the 20th century.

To the person who stole my trampoline and sold it

I hope the check bounces!

Last night, my dad was opening his mail. As he opens one of the envelopes, out falls a check. Quickly, he bobbles it for a split second, then grabs it before it falls on the floor. I saw this happen and chuckled. My dad looks at me and goes, “Phew, I thought for a second that the check was going to bounce.”

I just wish there was less bounce in my belly.

Roz, that isn’t the question that REALLY shouldn’t be ask of Cosmo. You may not really want to know ! ! !

So does the bank.