Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 10, 2019

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 5 years ago

    Weather prediction: “Chance of kale storm.”

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    That’s got to be against the Geneva Convention.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Toss that salad.

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    Look up ‘tossed salads and scrambled eggs’ in the Urban Dictionary. You’ll never look at Kelsey Grammer the same way again.

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    dollarduke  over 5 years ago

    having eaten kale, this makes perfect sense!

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    A weapon of moss destruction…?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Kale…yummy….N. O. T. !!!

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    e.groves  over 5 years ago

    I’m in my seventies and I’ve never eaten kale. Is it like broccoli?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Week-old cooked broccoli would make for more effective ordnance.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I love the fork-a-pult. CLASSIC!

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    There are some plants, that no matter what you do, cannot be made fit for human consumption. Broccoli and kale are two.

    I did not scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat plants.

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    Chief Inspector   over 5 years ago

    more likely is that they would make a great smoothie with the Kale.. then have the energy to defeat them

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It may be me but their aim looks a little off.

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    License to Kale?

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    The kale might actually make them hold out longer. They’ve been reduced to eating bugs, but this will remind them that it could be worse.

    Actually kidding. I’ve never tried to eat kale in large quantities, but I’ve had it as one ingredient in salads and other things, and it’s not that bad.

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    Phrosty 12Oaks  over 5 years ago

    I’m with New Zealand cattle ranchers about kale, only want it when it’s become a steak. :)

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    mgstrick  over 5 years ago

    I would turn that kale into a smoothie. Yum!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Hmm…is that a rock salad strategy?

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I have never tried kale. But everyone I know just hates it! It must be a good deterrent!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    At least show some humanity and send some ranch dressing with it.

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    SHIVA  over 5 years ago

    The Vegan Wars???

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But what if they resort to a second, more severe taunting in response?

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    cwg  over 5 years ago

    Is that a Pitch Fork?

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Kale and unusual punishment.

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    diGriz  over 5 years ago

    I’m from North Germany, and curly kale is a traditional dish in the winter. We even have a special sausage which is served with the kale. With this weapon, you would’ve fed the residents of the castle.

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