Back in WW II, one of the B-17 raids that my father participated in was repelled by the Swiss Air Force. As they were re-forming after the bombing run, the squadron got too close to the Swiss border. The Swiss sent up a single plane with checkerboard markings on the wings. It fired a few shots “across the bow” and the Americans turned back.
oldpine52 about 5 years ago
The Corkscrew Division is more popular.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Their job is to cut the holes in Swiss Cheese.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
It beats being in the toothpick division.
Differentname about 5 years ago
Those are the second biggest ‘tiny’ scissors i ever saw!
shawnc1959 about 5 years ago
Cutting-edge humor, indeed.
Less Monday... More Friday about 5 years ago
They look short handed.
joegeethree about 5 years ago
No running!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
Back in WW II, one of the B-17 raids that my father participated in was repelled by the Swiss Air Force. As they were re-forming after the bombing run, the squadron got too close to the Swiss border. The Swiss sent up a single plane with checkerboard markings on the wings. It fired a few shots “across the bow” and the Americans turned back.
flemmingo about 5 years ago
You’d be screwed with the screw driver division!
Sovie Premium Member about 5 years ago
Looks like someone watched Season 2 of Dirk Gently…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 5 years ago
Aren’t supposed to be protecting the Pope?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Do one on FRANCE and how they still can’t defend themselves…why is that?
garcoa about 5 years ago
With those noses, I suspect they clip each others nose hair.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
They march at a fast clip.
Space & Kitten about 5 years ago
“Tiny Scissors” Division ??? Those look more like Broken Hedge Clippers. :-) I guess they are responsible for keeping things Fit and Trim. :-)
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
About as useful as the Costa Rican army.
Lightpainter about 5 years ago
This explains why they try to avoid war.
paranormal about 5 years ago
The Pruning Pansies!
gammaguy about 5 years ago
“Tiny” has a company making scissors for the Swiss?
Do they have a “T” logo on them instead of a Swiss cross? (And are they made in China?)