Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 16, 2019

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    The Corkscrew Division is more popular.

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Their job is to cut the holes in Swiss Cheese.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It beats being in the toothpick division.

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Those are the second biggest ‘tiny’ scissors i ever saw!

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    shawnc1959  about 5 years ago

    Cutting-edge humor, indeed.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 5 years ago

    They look short handed.

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    joegeethree  about 5 years ago

    No running!

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Back in WW II, one of the B-17 raids that my father participated in was repelled by the Swiss Air Force. As they were re-forming after the bombing run, the squadron got too close to the Swiss border. The Swiss sent up a single plane with checkerboard markings on the wings. It fired a few shots “across the bow” and the Americans turned back.

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    You’d be screwed with the screw driver division!

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    Sovie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Looks like someone watched Season 2 of Dirk Gently…

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 5 years ago

    Aren’t supposed to be protecting the Pope?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Do one on FRANCE and how they still can’t defend themselves…why is that?

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    With those noses, I suspect they clip each others nose hair.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    They march at a fast clip.

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    Space & Kitten  about 5 years ago

    “Tiny Scissors” Division ??? Those look more like Broken Hedge Clippers. :-) I guess they are responsible for keeping things Fit and Trim. :-)

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    About as useful as the Costa Rican army.

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    Lightpainter  about 5 years ago

    This explains why they try to avoid war.

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    paranormal  about 5 years ago

    The Pruning Pansies!

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    gammaguy  about 5 years ago

    “Tiny” has a company making scissors for the Swiss?

    Do they have a “T” logo on them instead of a Swiss cross? (And are they made in China?)

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