Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 22, 2020

Hypoglycemia, me too.

Now they’re gonna need to stop at the next antimatter station for more snacks and the restroom.

I’m told that a well equipped traveler always has some water, something to eat and a towel. And in an emergency, just the towel.

Is that an Uber?

A granola bar is better than peanuts on a flight!

I always have snacks in my truck (usually a Clif bar or granola bar). If you look hard enough, you’ll probably find a can of chili laying around in there too.

When my wife was taking flying lessons, her instructor told her that he liked having her as a student: if they crashed in the woods, they could live for a week off what’s in her purse.

I hope you have enough for a long trip.

He’s too much in shock to answer.

Prodded then probed…

Ha! Aliens are immune and it’s probe time people!

You’re more likely to be probed if you snicker.

Are we there yet?

Well, at least they’re not in cages…

Backseat driver.

This is not proper social distancing.

Aw great! Now we got crumbs in the back seat.

maybe he can find some trail mix in his pants pockets…