Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 01, 2021

Some of them are even printable.

(snort) … and nearly all of them are unprintable!

Sod off…

In the ghetto it was called weed, in the suburbs its called grass.

Do they have suburbs and inner cities in Eskimo lands?

I’ve chosen never to deal with a lawn. First, when I had one, I let it return to the wild. Then I decided living in an apartment was better. It is.

You should see all the words they have for “internet expert”!!

Suburban male lawn obsession is not based on one’s race, color, religion, or national origin, which is probably why there are so many words for “lawn.”

A neighbor remarked to me that he had never seen an obituary that remarked that the deceased had a weed free lawn. I’ve taken that to heart.

I get it…the Inuit have a bunch of different words for “snow.”

My little bit of front yard (townhouse condo) is under a large maple tree. Very sparse. I bought a couple of big bags of that stuff for “problem spots” in your lawn and did the whole front yard with the stuff. While I was digging, several people stopped by to ask if I was working on my yard (this was years before the “Here’s your sign” comedian). I finally got tired of the stupid questions and started answering people that I was going to pour concrete in it and spray paint it green.

Two days later, I got a violation letter from the neighborhood architectural committee that I hadn’t filed for a permit to replace the grass with concrete…

“And stay off all of them Kid!

I prefer the Irish cruiskeen lawn.

Got to say that 100 words for lawn isn’t limited to white males. It covers anyone who has a lawn and lovingly tends it.

And 101 words for leaves.

When it snows my lawn looks as good as the neighbor’s.

100 words for lawn, but only one word for crabgrass- %$&@!

Happy New Years to all and may all of us have a better New year than the last! ;^)

Made me laugh. Thank you for first chuckle of 2021.

Not all of the words can be printed in a family publication

The concept of a lawn is a conspiracy by the big ag perto chem consortium.

Lawn be d@mned. I hate grass!

La57 W74 N7….. breaking up the LAWN boys with Covert chemical table talk. Suburban isn’t as good as LaFontaine.

57+74+7=138 which is over 100, even if Guy Carbonneau is oblivious to the Igloo school.

At least THEY have a lawn

yeah, but most of them are swear words

And almost all those words for “lawn” can not be repeated in polite company.

And the other guys says “what’s a lawn?”

And eskimos have 47 words for snow.