He’s been dragon them away.
The dragon was trying to set up a Ring home security system. It was experiencing too many folks peeping and sneaking around his liar.
How come those cardboard boxes haven’t been incinerated?
That’s no ordinary rabbit, good sir. Run away!
The dragon was their Prime suspect.
This could be a racket – the dragon (working for Amazon) gets them to re-order.
“Porch dragons”
You realize that if they find it’s been a flock of birds taking all the Amazon boxes off the porch…. they’ll be…… (Wait for it) Porch Parrots!!! (Arrrr, Matey)
Better than hoarding gold?
I’m still waiting to see a funny depiction of “porch pirates.”
A DRAGON’S GOTTA HOARD!
Based on your recent thievery, here are some other items that might interest you.
Those Amazons need to be more careful with their delivery.
Just maybe it’s a Amazon pick up location.
At least he didn’t torch the porch.
He’s planning a bon fire for the neighbors so he took extra care in collecting boxes…
Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings! In the old days,
everyone knew what men were: brave, bold, glory-bound. Only
stories now, but I’ll sound the Spear-Danes’ song, hoarded for hungry times.
- Beowulf; trans. Maria Dahvana Headley
LOL Funny dragon!
July 17, 2015
Superfrog about 3 years ago
He’s been dragon them away.
B UTTONS about 3 years ago
The dragon was trying to set up a Ring home security system. It was experiencing too many folks peeping and sneaking around his liar.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
How come those cardboard boxes haven’t been incinerated?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
That’s no ordinary rabbit, good sir. Run away!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 3 years ago
The dragon was their Prime suspect.
Doug K about 3 years ago
This could be a racket – the dragon (working for Amazon) gets them to re-order.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Porch dragons”
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
You realize that if they find it’s been a flock of birds taking all the Amazon boxes off the porch…. they’ll be…… (Wait for it) Porch Parrots!!! (Arrrr, Matey)
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Better than hoarding gold?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
I’m still waiting to see a funny depiction of “porch pirates.”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 3 years ago
A DRAGON’S GOTTA HOARD!
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Based on your recent thievery, here are some other items that might interest you.
Nuliajuk about 3 years ago
Those Amazons need to be more careful with their delivery.
Iseau about 3 years ago
Just maybe it’s a Amazon pick up location.
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
At least he didn’t torch the porch.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
He’s planning a bon fire for the neighbors so he took extra care in collecting boxes…
mfrasca about 3 years ago
Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings! In the old days,
everyone knew what men were: brave, bold, glory-bound. Only
stories now, but I’ll sound the Spear-Danes’ song, hoarded for hungry times.
- Beowulf; trans. Maria Dahvana Headley
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
LOL Funny dragon!