Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2021

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    “Did you mean ‘What whale’?”

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    It’s because of the leg thing? Shake it off!

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    Asharah  almost 3 years ago

    I rooted for the whale

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe Dick?

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 3 years ago

    ispitmylastbreathathee.com?

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You are an obsession, you’re my obsession… https://genius.com/Animotion-obsession-lyrics

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Whale whale, what cha lookin for, Ahab?

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Secret Agent Whale.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    No! No! Just stay cool, Moby! Don’t panic, dude! First I was just looking for the fastest way to “Wales”, you know? Then I kept thinking: "What the f**k is that “wale” thing my chief mate Starbuck was talking about and when I realized that I don’t know how to spell all that stuff I wanted to wail…

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Ahab: “I just want to know all about you. You’re my all. You mean everything to me.”

    Moby: “Wow – that’s nice. But you seem a little obsessed.”

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    andrew5  almost 3 years ago

    He ain’t a-whalin’ – he’s a stalkin’.You’re gonna need a bigger restrainin’ order.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Ahab: “It’s because I clicked ’Follow” on Whalebook."

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    GeorgeNelson  almost 3 years ago

    Call me Ishmael.

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    pathfinder  almost 3 years ago

    He’s just determined to get his leg back from you.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My friend Richard and I once saw this famous entertainer at an airport. I said “Hey look….It’s Moby, Dick”.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 3 years ago

    “I’ll chase him round YouTube, and round the Google, and round the Facebook Marketplace, and round Twitter’s flames before I give him up…!”

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Poor Moby, stalked by Ahab, but Ishmael never calls.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    I’m not answering on the grounds it may incriminate me.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Uuuuuh, that was just spellcheck. I was searching for a white sale.

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    Um, wasn’t the peg on the other leg ?

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    akachman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ahab: whale perv.

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    He’s a stalker.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    seems like a pretty small whale, doesn’t it?

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    “Call me Ishmayseek”

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    Oh Sea Dee

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