No! No! Just stay cool, Moby! Don’t panic, dude! First I was just looking for the fastest way to “Wales”, you know? Then I kept thinking: "What the f**k is that “wale” thing my chief mate Starbuck was talking about and when I realized that I don’t know how to spell all that stuff I wanted to wail…
eromlig almost 3 years ago
“Did you mean ‘What whale’?”
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
It’s because of the leg thing? Shake it off!
Asharah almost 3 years ago
I rooted for the whale
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Maybe Dick?
PaulAbbott2 almost 3 years ago
ispitmylastbreathathee.com?
electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You are an obsession, you’re my obsession… https://genius.com/Animotion-obsession-lyrics
Gent almost 3 years ago
Whale whale, what cha lookin for, Ahab?
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Secret Agent Whale.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
No! No! Just stay cool, Moby! Don’t panic, dude! First I was just looking for the fastest way to “Wales”, you know? Then I kept thinking: "What the f**k is that “wale” thing my chief mate Starbuck was talking about and when I realized that I don’t know how to spell all that stuff I wanted to wail…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Ahab: “I just want to know all about you. You’re my all. You mean everything to me.”
Moby: “Wow – that’s nice. But you seem a little obsessed.”
andrew5 almost 3 years ago
He ain’t a-whalin’ – he’s a stalkin’.You’re gonna need a bigger restrainin’ order.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Ahab: “It’s because I clicked ’Follow” on Whalebook."
GeorgeNelson almost 3 years ago
Call me Ishmael.
pathfinder almost 3 years ago
He’s just determined to get his leg back from you.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My friend Richard and I once saw this famous entertainer at an airport. I said “Hey look….It’s Moby, Dick”.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
“I’ll chase him round YouTube, and round the Google, and round the Facebook Marketplace, and round Twitter’s flames before I give him up…!”
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
Poor Moby, stalked by Ahab, but Ishmael never calls.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I’m not answering on the grounds it may incriminate me.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Uuuuuh, that was just spellcheck. I was searching for a white sale.
wongo almost 3 years ago
Um, wasn’t the peg on the other leg ?
akachman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ahab: whale perv.
Radish... almost 3 years ago
He’s a stalker.
KEA almost 3 years ago
seems like a pretty small whale, doesn’t it?
mwksix almost 3 years ago
“Call me Ishmayseek”
Radish... almost 3 years ago
Oh Sea Dee