Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 09, 2023

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    Heres Waldo  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like a wolf in cheap clothing.

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    catchup  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, that is absolutely brilliant! Made us laugh so much – fantastic start to the day!

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Grandma having sleepwear like that. She thinks she’s still hot.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    Grandma was a looker!!!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “Grandma … what a furry body (and tail) you have.”

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    ❝ Why, Granny! You’re just a wolf in cheap clothing ❞

    —— Bugs Bunny: The Windblown Hare (1949)

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    SmallMeadow  almost 2 years ago

    Yes. She is a real foxy lady.

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    pathfinder  almost 2 years ago

    She only wears the “granny” gown in the hospital, when she’s in for testing.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Ooo. Grandma, you look really naughty”! Says Riding Hood.

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    sally222 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t think you’ll ever top this one!!! A good laugh before breakfast is a treasure.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Victor’s Secret no more!

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    And he picked that ?

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    now that’s scary

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The mind boggles at all the possible “Oh, Grandma, what big ….” one-liners.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Aaaaaaak‼️ A sleazy wolf….

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    MRC112  almost 2 years ago

    That one really made me laugh

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,

    You sure are looking good.

    You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.

    Listen to me.

    Little Red Riding Hood

    I don’t think little big girls should

    Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.

    Owooo!

    What big eyes you have,

    The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.

    So just to see that you don’t get chased

    I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

    What full lips you have.

    They’re sure to lure someone bad.

    So until you get to grandma’s place

    I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

    I’m gonna keep my sheep suit on

    Until I’m sure that you’ve been shown

    That I can be trusted walking with you alone.

    Owooo!

    Little Red Riding Hood

    I’d like to hold you if I could

    But you might think I’m a big bad wolf so I won’t.

    Owooo!

    What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.

    Little Red Riding Hood

    Even bad wolves can be good.

    I’ll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.

    Maybe you’ll see things my way before we get to grandma’s place.

    Little Red Riding Hood

    You sure are looking good

    You’re everything that a big bad wolf could want.

    Owooo!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    When the sheriff arrested the bad wolf, the gazette reported it as a big bust.

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    So now we have wolf drag queens for fairy tale kids. I guess it had to happen.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Granny shops Frederick’s of Hollywood…

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    …and I always thought of the wolf as being a male—-maybe he can share his new collection with Georgy Sanctimonious.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    The pink sleep bonnet really doesn’t pull the look together.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Good thing the garter belt and the fishnets are fur colored!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    gramma could use a wax

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    Widdershins  almost 2 years ago

    Go, Granny! :D

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    PAR85  almost 2 years ago

    Kinky wolf.

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