Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 23, 2023

That’s okay. They don’t take American Express there, either.

I was pleased to discover (so to speak) that my credit card wouldn’t be honored out of country unless prior notified of my trip. Because that allowed me to infer that a stolen card number was less likely to escape completely into the wild.

Is that a Ford Probe or a foreign job?

Remember to use their 8000 number for calls outside the galaxy.

Due to the time warp, we’ll be back before we leave.

With this being his 3rd abduction, he’s really racking up on the frequent flyer miles.

And, the next time that you’re in the doctor’s office and they ask if you’ve taken any trips recently, boy are YOU gonna have a story to tell.

Do people call their credit card company to say they are going on a trip?

round trip to Uranus…

And your cell phone provider.

This is no lie!

I booked a cruise and the Cc co called me about 9:30 at night to confirm it was me who booked it!!

I also was in line on vacation in .Florida and the cashier said it won’t go through until I talk to them…so I’m in line, with about 6 people behind me, talking and confirming it was me charging in .Florida! LOL

I’m glad they’re really paying attention! It’s a good thing!

No worries dude because it’s a one way trip and your not coming back

“Your alien abduction is very important to us. Please stay on the line.”

ET phone VISA.

What are you gonna do — buy a souvenir t-shirt??

Close encounter of the fourth kind.

The ATM fees on your next statement are about to literally be out of this world.

I believe they’ll suspect it when the aliens stop for dilithium crystal top-offs at the next filling station and try to use your card.